Also considered: Martha Cantaloupe

This is either the video for Dig, by Linda Strawberry, or Revlon has gone in a totally fresh direction for their new lipstick, in an attempt to woo the coveted Hot Topic demographic. Sorry Halle Berry, your services are no longer required.

Strawberry, who toured with Smashing Pumpkins bald guy Billy Corgan as a keyboardist, has got the kind of sultry wail that will inflame the loins of sexually-confused teenagers everywhere. She’s also way hotter than either Corgan or the other famous Strawberry, Daryl, although time will tell which famous fruit does more drugs.

This lipsticked chanteuse is playing two shows at the Huka Bar in Salt Lake City on the 21st and 22nd of December, so if you’re in Utah, get down like a Mormon Charlie Brown.

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